Daily Blog Friday

Todays blog is concerning an article I read in the paper today and it has absolutely disgusted me…read on for this wacky but disgraceful story!!

Man ‘hurled sperm at woman in supermarket he thought was hot’

A MAN has been accused of hurling his sperm at a woman in a supermarket because he thought she was “hot”.

Frank Short, 22, was arrested after his victim “felt something wet on her buttocks, thigh and legs” after he walked past her while she was texting on her phone.

The horrified woman, who thought she had been spat on, realised the fluid was a glob of semen on her leg.

She alerted security at the store after Short allegedly followed her through the aisles.

He was arrested after the Walmart manager called police.

Initial tests have also found the substance to be sperm, cops in New Castle, Delaware, said.

Short later claimed he had sneezed in his hand and accidentally shook snot on to the woman before admitting she was “hot” and he had “pretended to slap her ass”.

Short is facing charges of offensive touching with bodily fluid, harassment, disorderly conduct and lewdness.

What on earth was this guy thinking? Does he carry his own sperm around with him or was he spanking his monkey or what????? If he genuinely liked this girl why didn’t he simply just ask her out just like a normal man would?

Shame she hadn’t been a prostitute and turned around after saying “That’s 100 quid love!”

A little bit of advice for you mate…..next time a simple hello will do!!!!

And they say romance is dead……..

LilyBee xxx